The Director

£18.99

8 oz Soy Candle with wooden wick, recyclable metallic tin and match pad. Comes with the message: Smells Like I Am Not Coming Back From Lunch

Our most requested candle says what we are all thinking, featuring the now-legendary gold label: "SMELLS LIKE I AM NOT COMING BACK FROM LUNCH." It is the perfect act of passive-aggressive self-care for your desk.

The scent is a creamy, unapologetic blend of tropical coconut and smooth vanilla, a fragrant one-way ticket to a place where spreadsheets don't exist.

To complete the fantasy, the clean-burning soy wax is topped with delicate marine decorations and a shimmer of gold glitter, like sunshine on the ocean.

This is the perfect gift for your favourite work colleague or a strategic investment in your own sanity.

The Deliverables:

  • Scent Profile: A tropical daydream of coconut and vanilla

  • The Vibe: A cheeky, fragrant escape from the 9-to-5 ish stress

  • Vessel: A sleek, 8oz black metallic, recyclable tin with a matching lid

  • Finishing Touches: Topped with delicate marine-themed decorations and a dusting of gold glitter

  • Bonus: Comes complete with a bundle of matchsticks and a convenient strike pad on the bottom

8 oz Soy Candle with wooden wick, recyclable metallic tin and match pad. Comes with the message: Smells Like I Am Not Coming Back From Lunch

Our most requested candle says what we are all thinking, featuring the now-legendary gold label: "SMELLS LIKE I AM NOT COMING BACK FROM LUNCH." It is the perfect act of passive-aggressive self-care for your desk.

The scent is a creamy, unapologetic blend of tropical coconut and smooth vanilla, a fragrant one-way ticket to a place where spreadsheets don't exist.

To complete the fantasy, the clean-burning soy wax is topped with delicate marine decorations and a shimmer of gold glitter, like sunshine on the ocean.

This is the perfect gift for your favourite work colleague or a strategic investment in your own sanity.

The Deliverables:

  • Scent Profile: A tropical daydream of coconut and vanilla

  • The Vibe: A cheeky, fragrant escape from the 9-to-5 ish stress

  • Vessel: A sleek, 8oz black metallic, recyclable tin with a matching lid

  • Finishing Touches: Topped with delicate marine-themed decorations and a dusting of gold glitter

  • Bonus: Comes complete with a bundle of matchsticks and a convenient strike pad on the bottom