Burnout Worst Enemy: A Candle with Crystals on It
Let’s be honest.
No amount of spreadsheets, back-to-back Zooms or awkward Slack huddles can heal what a crystal-infused candle can.
Welcome to the world of soy candles with crystals, where burnout recovery meets its spiritual side and no one has to pretend their Outlook calendar isn't bursting.
Soy wax candle with crystals
🌿 First, Why Soy?
Because we're classy.
Also:
Soy wax is natural, non-toxic and clean-burning
It lasts longer than your average new year’s resolution
It holds scent beautifully, so yes, your candle will smell like "Calm Down, Karen" all day long
💎 Now, Let’s Talk Crystals
Crystals are like the unpaid interns of the wellness world. Silently working in the background, fixing your vibe without demanding recognition.
Here is a quick cheat sheet:
Amethyst – Your go-to for stress, sleep, and surviving Q4
Rose Quartz – The “be nicer to yourself” stone that also helps after performance reviews
Citrine – The manifestation magnet. Just light this when you want a raise or just a decent coffee machine
Clear Quartz – For mental clarity or what we call “budget meeting survival mode”
Black Tourmaline – Protection against energy vampires (and yes, it works even if they CC you on unnecessary emails)
🔥 What Happens When You Combine Soy Candles + Crystals?
You get a mini ritual with maximum ROI.
As the candle burns, the crystals warm up, releasing their energy slowly, like a supportive colleague who brings you coffee without asking questions.
Is stress relief with benefits: scent, light, sparkle and that one tiny voice in your head whispering, “You’ve got this!.”
🕯️ How to Use One Without Looking Like You Joined a Cult
Light it after work, during work, or, let’s be honest, while you are pretending to work.
During Zoom calls: place the candle slightly off-camera to avoid triggering Karen in HR
Lunch breaks: use it to reset, re-centre and resist checking your inbox
Friday night: wine in one hand, candle in the other
🎁 What Is Brewing at The Scent of Burnout
We are crafting a signature range of crystal-infused soy candles complete with ethically sourced sparkle and labels that say what your corporate brain is really thinking:
Berry Me in Emails
Light me before your 9 AM Teams call
Not Today, Inbox
They are coming soon, once we capture their beauty in photos worthy of their sass.
Until then, join a workshop and be the first to hand-pour your own. They are designed for overachievers, perfectionists and spreadsheet survivors.
